Say no to FasTrak
Leina is a pro of navigating the traffic in the city (she'll tell you it's all about 511.org), but as one who crosses at least three bridges a week, she is also good at and being stuck in traffic waiting to pay a toll. Leina, obstreperously, refuses to buy a FasTrak. She claims that when the black helicopters come and the UN takes over, the first people they will come for will be those whose actions can be tracked by the little white box they keep on their dashboard.
posted by Tony @ 12:15 PM
4 Comments:
she may cross several bridges a week but she rarely pays toll. she'll persuade sanders, yuto, miki, charles, yumi and/or uncle norihiko to ride with her during carpool hours to avoid coughing up five dollars.
a "Fast Pass" is a monthly bus pass to ride MUNI in san francisco. what leina won't pay for is called "FasTrak" and i share her suspicion of any device that can track me and my car.
Oops, I stand corrected. I got them confused. I'll change that. (for those who are reading this late, I accidentally mistooke the former for the latter.) They are called EZPasses on the East coast, and, well, they don't have tolls or cutely named monthly bus passes where I come from. The latter are simply called 'bus passes.'
i'm sorry! let the govt track me at least 5 days a week crossing that damn bridge that's taking them forever to retrofit. you all can see little audrey zooming past...zoom...zoom!
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